That's Silleh

flying chodes are everywhere.


I’d like to direct you to your inbox, specifically an email entitled ‘yay’, that’s Y - A - eighteen Y’s, and forty four exclamation points. 

Omg I cry every time AHHHHHH

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but how do you convince little kids to wear clever costumes they won’t appreciate?

"mommy can i be batman?"
"no you and your brother are going as van gogh and the starry night painting, it’ll be so hilarious and witty"
"i want to be batman though"
"shhhhh mommy needs more followers on pinterest"

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Every time he does this she gets curious but also scared.

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John Mulaney

—The Salt and Pepper Diner


I’m absolutely certain this has been posted several hundred times already, but it should never be forgotten. 

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